Show Runner Lisa: They were in yesterday’s New York Times. Kids worshipping ghosts, pretending to be devils. Skinner: Mother I’m fine. Treehouse of Horror VII has been listed as one of the Media and drama good articles under the good article criteria.If you can improve it further, please do so. Homer battles mutants after Springfield is annihilated by a neutron bomb; Bart has his DNA mixed with a fly; Marge is revealed to be a witch in colonial Springfield. No. Homer: The power of Chrysler compells you! Lisa: Dad, that’s Monaco. Marge: That’s not a Bible, that’s a book of carpet samples. Lord Montymort: We can’t attack her while she’s got that wand. Bart wants to destroy them for attacking him, but Lisa intervenes. View planetclaireTV’s profile on Facebook, View PlanetclaireOrg’s profile on Google+. That night, Bart tries to sneak Snowball II into the teleporter and at the same time, Santa's Little Helper jumps in. Nelson: Touch me and I’ll cut your friend. What are you going to do? It’s the story of murder and revenge from beyond the grave. I’ve been around Scotsmen. Nelson: You’re a racist! Death: Your time is up. The toaster’s never lied to me before. Check your Old Testament! However, the people have not figured the technology to enlarge objects. We’ve already got our Christmas decorations up. Bart: Eat my shorts! Homer: What?! Bart: There comes a time to beat the crap out of childish things. Lisa: I think that was implied by what I said. Homer: Mm… fuzzy. Marge: But you’re God. Grand Pumpkin: You roast the unborn?! Lisa: Well look at the wonders of the computer age now. Everyone’s already figured that out. Senator Kan— Bob Dole. Dr. Hibbert: And hillbillies prefer to be called “sons of the soil.” But it ain’t gonna happen. Krusty, what can you tell us about this fantastic new sandwich? It first aired on the Fox network in the United States on October 26, 1997. Things like the following half-hour! Sir, I’m honored to inform you that you’ve won the Nobel Prize. Wreck the school. leaving Bart behind, who knows that Hugo is in the house. Homer: Why does he always bring up my weight! Kent Brockman: I’m here at the Krusty Burger for the launch of the highly anticipated Burger Squared. Kodos: Colonel Kang, your report? Too crazy for Boys Town, too much of a boy for Crazy Town. I feel like I’m wasting a fortune just standing here. Bart: Don’t you mean tentacles? So sit back and enjoy a night of worry-free— {the ratings system stabs him} What the fudge! Kang: It’ll be fine. Maggie lost her baby legs. Lisa: There’s one thing I don’t understand. Sideshow Bob: A full professor! Homer: Marge! In the bit, Bart discovers he has a deformed Siamese twin living in the attic, and it … References/Trivia. Marge: What do you mean, “this one”? You’ve got the shinning! Legendary defender of the Jewish people. Enjoy the show. Homer: Do you sell toys? Pretty little place. Lisa: Oh no, you poor thing. Bart: Krusty, what’s that monster? I can’t move. Homer: Implied, Lisa? Lisa: You should have seen the look on Krabappel’s face. Kang: This is the most boring game in the Universe! Lisa: Dad! There’s this election next week so after that it might not be him anymore. It’s an oral contract. Treehouse of Horror VII Ross Perot appears briefly, after the line about third-party candidates. Some of us were horribly mutated. Lisa: Bart just let me drop and save yourself! Homer: “I miss holding you in my arms more than my butt can say. Lisa: Listen, you’re a persistent fellow, but I— Bart: Hey man, we own you. If it were I’d be terrified. He then notices that Hugo's scar is on the right side. Marge: For a superior race, they really rub it in. Marge: I don’t like you ogling her! Bart, spooky roller disco. Bart: Am I the only one here who’s in horrible pain? Homer: Kill my boss?! Dr. Hibbert: Oh yes. Sideshow Bob: The deed is done. The kids spy on Homer climbing to the attic feeding fish heads to something. Kid about the Bart t-shirt: $18 for this? Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Bart: This is exactly why kids need a union. In the kitchen, Homer lights up a Jack-O-Lantern, but ends up lighting his arm on fire. His father’s gonna go crazy and chop ’em all into haggis. Or senseless CBS-style violence. I’ll just leave a note. Homer: Death! Doctor Hershbach: I disagree. Grampa: Too late. You want to get sued? They prefer to be called the living impaired. Treehouse of Horror VIII Treehouse of Horror VIII For the continuing series of Halloween specials, see Treehouse of Horror series. It might be whats-his-name. Homer: Another politician who can’t keep his promises. She will be rocked gently to sleep by the stomach acids. Agnes: Seymour, I told you not to go as GI Joe. Cinnamon! Nothing happened except for the pickaxe in my head, the rattlesnake bite and the testicle thing. How could you? Except… you have no penis. Episode 4.Treehouse of Horror VIII [The episode begins with the Fox Censor looking through the episode script 5F02 and redacting parts with his pen] FOX Censor: No. You killed the zombie Flanders. Then you throw that ding dong into a ditch. Lord, why have you given me these unholy visions of doom? Bart: Hey, I’ve never seen this one before. We’re talking about a few thousand dollars! Marge: Well I’ve got a whole list of chores. Mr. Burns: Dammit, Smithers! Lisa: We’ve gotta go to the police! Ad Man: Well it’ll sound a lot better coming out of Paul Anka. Bart: Wow! Bart: Grampa, why don’t you tell us a story. England: Eh, sorry about the Falklands, old boy. Thursday night football! Marge: Oh that’s your cure for everything. Jasper: Where’s the regular guy? Marge: Homer, Kang is Maggie’s father. Thanks for your attention. On the day of the election, Homer stumbles upon Kang and Kodos' ship and goes inside to set the real Bill Clinton and Bob Dole free, but he accidentally pilots the ship into outer space. That’s an abomination. That’s the water softener. Ad Man: Exactly! We sacrificed the wrong person. Homer: Oo! Moog: We was narsty tastards, we were. Kodos: People of Earth! Fancy roman numerals and everything. Kids! You’ve led an interesting life. Marge: Hello once again. Bart: Make the walls bleed. Mayor Quimby: People, please! Are you alive or dead? Dad gets to shoot wild animals. Homer cocking a shotgun: To the book depository! Sea Captain: And it wasn’t long before this yearly custom became an annual tradition. You know, Halloween is a very strange holiday. Although even the Garden of Eden can use a nice cleansing rain now and then. Bart: You should have seen the look on Hoover’s face. Transformed Appliances: No. Homer: Hello, 911? Krusty: It’s the Golem of Prague. Marge: You’re a killer for hire! Kodos: President Clin-ton. Kodos: You are very observant Lisa. Mayor Quimby: I proudly declare our town utterly defenseless! Episode Number Homer: Okay, stupid Flanders. Another clone raises his hand and gets shot. Dr. Hibbert suddenly appears, scaring Marge, and explains the story of Hugo. Bart: You killed them! Ned: Really? "Treehouse of Horror VII" is the first episode of the eighth season and the seventh The Simpsons Halloween special. Do your worst you filthy, pretentious savages. {starts laughing} No. Homer: Never. Homer: Eh. {it zaps him} Not me! Bart: Nuh uh, ’cause we called it. Argentina: Oh, forget it. James Coburn went mad in fifteen minutes. Duck and cover! Take Milhouse. Flanders: Quit whackin’ my barrel! Having failed to rescue the candidates, Homer then crashes the ship into the White House, climbs down, and exposes Kang and Kodos to be aliens, much to everyone's surprise. Shopkeeper: We sell forbidden objects from places men fear to tread. After spending hundreds of millions! Krusty Doll: I'm Krusty the Clown, and I don't like you. His breakfast is dinner, his dinner’s dessert. Come on, I dare you. Mr. Burns: We know what you think. Personally, I don’t understand it. Don’t they live in Ireland? Bart asks who Hugo is, and she then tells Bart that he has a twin brother. Kodos: Well done Columbo! We also sell frozen yogurt. Realizing that she is trapped with the tooth city's inhabitants forever, Lisa settles in to become their leader, beginning by ordering them to bring her some nice shoes to replace her now gone slippers, and some socks, too (as one inhabitant suggests). . Bart: What do you think I’ve ben trying to do! Which means, America, it’s time to start your Christmas shopping. Mayor Quimby: I stand by my ethnic slur! Bart: Wait a minute, if you’re here then you’ve fallen asleep too! Stop scaring Smithers! Lord Montymort: No no. Marge: Kids, it’s time we told you the true story and put your fears to rest. Grampa Simpson: The government. But if they miss one payment, I’ll raise hell! Willie: You read my thoughts. Bart: You mean “shining.” Homer: Oh! {clucking} Chicken! I’m Death now. He’s always one step ahead! Homer: I have this two-heads-for-one coupon. Homer: No. Clearing away the oldies and the sickies and the chokies. You’ve sinned against nature. Kids worshipping ghosts, We’re having waffles. Homer: Ah, the Neon Mile. She’s been crushed. Homer: I need a mouth hole. Homer: Flanders! Skinner: Oh my god! Bart: Mr. Largo? But we can’t let some killer dolphins keep us from living and scoring. Skinner: Uh oh. If I can keep down Arby’s I can keep down you! So please, tuck in your children and— Well, if you didn’t listen to me last time, you’re not going to now. In the wild, they would never experience boredom, obesity, loss of purpose. There’s no need to shout and scream. Homer: Can I go now? Back down I go… On top for good! Homer: That horoscope was baloney. It’s stuff that might give your kids nightmares. Kang: Insemination complete. Treehouse of Horror VII/Quotes. "The Simpsons" Treehouse of Horror VII subtitles. Devil: Get me a coffee! The holidays are for your bartender. Bartley: Well I’ll be blazed! Edit. Dr. Hibbert: You don’t forget a thing like Siamese twins! Oh, cruel hubris! Homer: Did not. Homer killing Death: This is for Snowball I and JFK! I like the cut of his jib. Be there in twenty minutes. Marge on a CB radio: Hello, police? Another clone raises his hand. I’m very disappointed and terrified. Marge: You went into the attic? Kang: I knew we should have sent them a muffin basket. Ironic Punishment Division: I don’t understand it. Homer: Is there something different about the kitchen? And I blame this house. Homer: Never! The House: I don’t have to entertain you. One of the deadliest plants on Earth. Kang: The politics of failure have failed. Executive 1: Now the key to this movie is it’s so cheap, it’s funny! Lisa: You did fix them, right Dad? Treehouse of Horror VII [] The Thing and I [] Doctor Hibbert: Yes, I remember Bart's birth well.You don't forget a thing like... [dramatic] Siamese twins! I was afraid there for a second. It’s scarier, more violent, and I think they snuck in some bad language too. In a parody of The Hunchback of Notre Dame and Basket Case, Bart, Lisa, and Maggie begin to hear strange noises coming from the attic one night. Inspector: Ralphie, you’re still in it. Ow. And thanks to my prudent editing, tonight’s special Halloween show has been rated TV G. This means there will be no raunchy NBC-style sex. Unnecessarily big TVs! Or implode? It all checks out. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. Jerry Springer didn’t solve our conflict. They barely cut anything. Treehouse of Horror VIII. That’s plutonium. Inspector: You’ll never catch me! But the tenure committee is excruciatingly slow. When Bart went through the transporter, what happened to his head? I hope you get reincarnated as someone who can stay awake for fifteen minutes. Secret lover. {the Munchers devour him} Ned: I’m going down and my hand basket seats two! Kodos: Don’t worry. Lisa: Like that old woman who couldn’t find the beef? Marge: Do you see towels? Don’t eat me! Welcome to the club! Marge: What? But no. Geez. Father Frink: So what am I? You see, there are some crybabies out there—religious types, mostly—who might be offended. {Xena fans start snapping photos} Maybe later. FOX Censor reading: No… no…. Lisa: Sir, your son has brought you into the twenty-first century. Homer: I know, I know. Homer about the rigged voting booth: This doesn’t happen in America! Despite not being the real competitors, the people have to vote for one of them anyway. Treehouse of Horror VII Treehouse of Horror VII For the continuing series of Halloween specials, see Treehouse of Horror series. Only one. Inspector: Eel pie? Marge: I just wish we hadn’t filled up on all those kids before we got to the Flanders. Homer: That can’t be true, honey. This is what I think of your precious science! Even though we dressed like Carole Channing’s back-up dancers. Barney: What do you know, I am gathering moss! Bart: Don’t you ever get tired of being wrong? The next scene shows a failed attempt to correct their wrong, Hugo rejoining the family while still somewhat demented from years of living in the attic, Bart who has taken Hugo's place in the attic asks for some turkey through the air vents in the dining room but Marge says for him to finish his fish heads and closes the grate. Lisa: Well I didn’t kill Mrs. Krabappel. Marge: Well thank you very much, Mr.— Marge: Well I’m sure glad we didn’t turn into mindless zombies. But Dad seemed cautiously optimistic. Yech. Dr. Hibbert: Another broccoli-related death. Ridin’ high!… Sinkin’ Low! Bart: Yeah, ’cause you’re smart. — Mike. Mike B. Anderson Dr. Marvin Monroe: Simpsons, please! Bart discovers his Siamese twin in the attic; Lisa becomes a God after she accidentally creates life in a science fair project; Kang and Kodos plot to conquer the planet. Marge: Homer, did you just call everyone “chicken”? Homer: Now, before we start what’s the safe word? You’ve destroyed the totality of existence. Flanders: Concussion diddly… hemorrhage doodly… injury bodily…. Homer: Hey, so are the Grammy judges. Bart: Sh! He still thinks that hobo was a bird. It’s not cheating when you’re wearing a costume. No, she's sleeping with me. I like that. Bart: Trick or Treat isn’t just some phrase you chant mindlessly like The Lord’s Prayer. Marge: No sneaking off and eating that candy yourself! In the, ah, traditional sense. Dr. Hibbert: Fire. But beware—it carries a terrible curse. Homer: Ah, Halloween. Rip Taylor: Someone needs to check my apartment. Help me Science! Lenny: Hey Homer, weren’t you the plant’s Y2K compliance officer? Moog: And so my brothers, I was beaten, I was bruised I couldn’t even score at an orgy. Homer shoots the clone. Dr. Hibbert: Now he may try to slobber on your crotch. Something’s wrong. What are you supposed to be again? The earthlings continue to resent our presence. You know you wanna. Lisa: I never said “kill”! Breakfast. Jasper: Aw… I liked Doug. Today’s teens have enough problems without me eating them. Kamala: And now let us touch testicles and mate for life. I’m going to buy earrings at the gift shop. Homer: Marge, you know I’d never do that. Too crazy for Boys Town, too much of a boy for Crazy Town. Before dumping Homer off of their ship, Kang sprays him with rum so that no one believes him. This is Marge Simpson. Homer eating out of a can: You call that prime rib? Homer: You intergalactic hussy! Elk seizoen dat daarna volgde bevatte steeds een Treehouse of Horror-aflevering met een nummering in Romeinse cijfers.In het zeventiende seizoen werd dus Treehouse of Horror … Milhouse: Yeah… But… you say it first. Still reading The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock: Homer: Hey Bart. Jennifer Garner: You know Doctor Hershbach, our jobs are actually not that different. Comic Book Guy: Rip Taylor? The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror VII Promo. Marge calls Dr. Hibbert to inform him that Hugo is loose. AKA: Les Simpson, The Simpsons, Сiмпсони, Al shamshoon, Familja Simpson Even I have my doubts. Nelson: You’re right. Homer: D’oh! The difference is I admit it. Marge! Bart: Maybe you could be a dunce, Father. I walk halfway through walls then I get stuck. Why would Princess Grace live in a place like this? Bart on the Devil’s shoulder: What are you waiting for? Homer: Well it was rhubarb. Lisa: Mom, make him stop. With Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith. It’ll turn up somewhere. Quotes. He runs off and on the screen screaming while the title is shown. Homer: That’s weird. {sees the Rosie O’Donnell Musical—Closed after 3 performances}. Grand Pumpkin: What do I care. Bart checking his sheets: I hope this is sweat. Grampa: When are we doing the Black Swan? Tomorrow when you are sealed in the voting cubicle, vote for me. Kodos: Smooth move, Space Lax. Marge: Hello, everyone. Homer: The Nobel Prize! Mr. Burns: That’s odd. Frink: Welcome precious prime time viewers, valued internet downloaders and scary digital pirates. I’ve been asked to tell you that the following show is very scary. In a parody of The Fly, Homer buys a teleporter from Professor Frink at his yard sale. Production Code I’ve created Lutherans! Let’s see, ah, converting to base-10, assuming for the birth of Jesus, invent and then carry the leap years, and then the world will end in 2012. But I was happy. Homer: You are? 911: Copy that, sir. Krusty: Entertain the troops? Remember your training. […] For further information I will require more beans.”. Homer: Pretty ironic, a cross being used to kill someone. Like a dork! Today he’s drinking people’s blood. Marge: It’s almost as if he’s murdering from beyond the grave. Personally, I don't understand it. And I know evil. A page for describing Recap: Simpsons S 8 E 1 Treehouse Of Horror VII. Homer: Oh my god. Like we agreed. Lisa: Cows eating cows? They could be trying to call right now. Lucy flies, carrying Bart and Lisa. Homer: They should call this one Recipe for Murder. {sees the Lard Lad} There it is! Lisa: Never mind. Dr. Hibbert: Not everyone died in the blast, Homer. Directed By What happens: The Simpsons become caretakers of Mr Burns' mansion where there's no TV or beer. Maybe it was just the cat. Lisa: What do aliens have to do with Halloween? My whole deal? I think you could cut me some slack! Homer: Math checks out. Or put a man on the moon? Maude: Honey, come back to bed. Homer: Oh, no you don’t! You’re just possessed by the Devil. Bart: Do you realize what this means? Homer: Well. Come on. Serak the Preparer (James Earl Jones): Here you go Earthlings. Bart: No fair! Look at other dictionaries: Treehouse of Horror VII — «Treehouse of Horror VII» «Домик ужасов на дереве VII» Эпизод «Симпсонов» … Википедия. Bart: Dad! Lisa: Wait. {no reaction} That’s bad. Bart: They’ll never believe a Simpson killed a Flanders by accident. Wiggum: I’m Jared from the Subway ads! Ned: Springfield. Professor Frink: Watch out for retroviruses. We still have the peoples’ hearts and minds. Homer: Now, before I abandon you in this cornfield, does anyone remember the way home? For the continuing series of Halloween specials, see Treehouse of Horror series. Kent Brockman: Even as I speak, the scourge of advertising could be heading toward your town. Grampa ignited by a flaming log: I’m still cold. Lisa: They’re just dots and circles. Don’t ask him if he knows Frankenstein. Lisa: I told you capital punishment wasn’t a deterrent. Clinton and Dole agree on leading the country together and ask Homer to let them out. Devil Flanders: I give you the jury of the damned! The Collector: I have here the only working phaser ever built. I can’t wait that long for candy! Lisa: How humiliating. Krusty: I’m glad you asked, Kent. Mysterious Hindu: Please, I am not a killer! Well, this year’s episode is even worse. Selma: You know, scaring people into giving us treats is fun. Flanders: Because I had a vision of myself shooting your father. Oh, hi! Muffins are surprisingly high in calories. Eternal torture is the only punishment for the unbaptized. Lisa: Dad, Dad! Flanders: Hi-diddly-ho! Moe: Yeah, but they come over here in wheel wells of Aer Lingus jets. Lisa: Dad, you should listen to him. Carl: Must have been hard debugging all those computers, huh, Homer? Well, sometimes there’s three. Marge: Why did you do that? Give me back my TV. Demon: Cinnamon! Lisa: All the layers of lead paint in this house made it the perfect bomb shelter. Destroy the evil one! Now you hold Maggie. Mr. Burns: Bad corpse! They’re showing a Halloween episode. Darnit! Bart: Well, most of it. Treehouse of Horror VII. Kodos: Are you sure the space phone is working? You cast the wrong spell! Um… and some other holes too. Remembering that the twin on the left was evil, he reveals that Bart was the evil one and that he gave them the wrong twin. I just told the natives they were having sex the wrong way. Matters become worse when Bart claims the petri dish and the civilization as his own, winning the school science fair. Homer: Never mind. Lenny: You overfed them. Homer: Okay, I’m on the floor. October 27, 1996 Written By Lisa: Isn’t the the voice that caused all those suicides? To keep William Shatner from making another album. Marge: I can’t believe it. Executive 3: We’ll make millions! In the 1992 campaign, he had been exceptionally allowed to participate in the debates alongside the Republican and Democratic candidates (a rarity for a third-party candidate), but in 1996 he was excluded, having failed to garner a single electoral vote in 1992. You might see his name on an Amber Alert. Mr. Burns: What do you think, Smithers? I swear on this Bible! Directed by Mike B. Anderson. Willie thinking: Go easy on the wee one. Just like elves, gremlins and Eskimos. As usual, I must warn you all that this year’s Halloween show is very, very scary, and those of you with young children may want to send them off to bed. Moog: Those punks got no respect for them what come before. TV. Which I call “frogurt”. Kang: Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons! Vampires are make-believe. Oh why are the oafs the first to go? I know these missionaries. Cinnamon! Homer goes crazy and tries to kill his own family. Do the blood thing. watch 01:20. That’s why I have a special job for you. So after they were separated, Homer and Marge planned to chain Hugo up in the attic and feed him fish heads. Shopkeeper: But it comes with a free frogurt. Thanks for saving us. Mrs. Krabappel: Remember class, the worse you do on this standardized test, the more funding the school gets. Homer: Jasper! Don’t serve garlic, don’t stab your guest in the heart with a wooden stake. Marge: Dr. Marvin Monroe? She’s hilarious. Daniel Radcliffe  Fran Drescher  James Earl Jones  Jennifer Garner  Jerry Springer  Lucy Lawless  Richard Lewis. What is the one true religion? Hmm. Lizzie Borden. As the FOX censor, it’s my job to protect you from reality. [pauses, then laughs] No. However, Homer accidentally ejects them from the ship and they die from the lack of oxygen while floating into the dark void of space. {walking along} Oo! Bill Oakley, Josh Weinstein Bart: Please, Lis. Lisa: You killed her? That’s right, we watch Columbo. Mother. Instead they’ve suggested the 1947 classic Glenn Ford movie, 200 Miles to Oregon. 5 Treehouse Of Horror VII (1996) - 8.5 The Simpsons tackles the bizarre cult horror film Basket Case in season eight's Halloween special with its first segment, "The Thing and I." Lisa: Wow, look at all these gadgets. I feel so sorry for the animals. Homer: Okay Marge, you hide in the abandoned amusement park. Go find out the secret locations of your country’s missile defense facilities. Ned: Could this get any worse? Death! And you made NASCAR racing exciting. Edmund (Daniel Radcliffe): You have beautiful eyes. Marge: Sometimes. Homer: Can you still love a man who’s half beer? Homer: I think the better brains is, are you brains a brains? Lisa: Halloween is over. Bart believes this story when he discovers his scar. Treehouse of Horror ("Boomhut van gruwel") is de naam van de Halloweenafleveringen uit de Amerikaanse animatieserie The Simpsons.. De eerste Treehouse of Horror werd uitgezonden in het tweede seizoen van The Simpsons. Mrs. Krabappel: Well class, the history of our country has been changed again. When they climb up into the attic, the weird shadow escapes, with marks left on the front door. David: I will comply. Bart: Hey, if they get on an Airbus they know they’re taking their chances. If you are one of them, I advise you to turn off your set now. Mayan Frink: Quetzal H. Coatl! Marge: No, it wasn’t. Because even a single faulty unit could corrupt every other computer in the world. Homer: Good evening. Treehouse of Horror Marge: Hello, everyone. Kodos: Take us to your leader! I agree! I just want to say that for watching this network you’re all going to hell. But that doesn’t make you any less of a man. They got me with their legal mumbo jumbo. Lisa: Well we’re calling it now. How dare you betray the planet I got laid on. The House: What? I’m just trying to get in. Homer: Anybody else? Homer tells them that the election is next week so the new president may be either Bob Dole or current president Bill Clinton. That seemed awful quick. Comic Book Guy: But Aquaman, you can not marry a woman without gills. Good advice. Bart asks if he can use it but, Homer refuses. Professor Frink: Let the commencement beginulate! Marge: Bart, what happened? I’m the first non-Brazilian person to travel backwards through time. They become portals to Hell, so scary and horrible and gruesome that— Marge: Now Lisa, you’re a vegetarian but these cows have made a different choice. Homer: Well those Ivory Tower eggheads have screwed us again. [Clattering] [Footsteps Running] Did you hear that, Bart? Homer: Wonders Lisa? Kodos: And with all the steroids they take the players look like freaks. Bart: And whatever you do, avoid the urge to make homemade gifts. What have they ever done for me? Homer: Lisa. I’m too scared of the evil Switch Witch! The pyramids were actually built by Sears. Devil Flanders: It’s always the one you least suspect. I’m not running for Jesus. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Treehouse of Horror VII Written by Ken Keeler, Dan Greaney and David S. Cohen Directed by Mike B. Anderson ===== Production code: 4F02 Original airdate in U.S.: 27-Oct-96 Capsule revision C, 14-Jun-97 Original Airdate in Canada: 26-Oct-96 Marge: Homer, where are you? His wife has a screenplay. Homer: That’s bad. That is so evil. He was a third-party candidate in 1992 and 1996. Now the earth will be destroyed after the thirteenth bactun. I’ll be the demon, you be the thimble. Oh ho boy, are they retro. Oh for Pete’s sake! We need to make them work again. A second premonition came to fruition. Mrs. Krabappel: Bart, do you mean to tell me you read a book intended for preschoolers? Take all you want, but eat all you take. He’s your eleven o’clock. Infuse our stagnate economy with dollars we don’t really have. You know, the American Dream! Krusty: Eh, it’s a mix of voodoo and Methodist. What’s so great about this depression? Kill me! “I made a pigeon-rat.” Hugo Simpson II "Treehouse of Horror VII" is the first episode of the eighth season and the seventh The Simpsons Halloween special. Lucy Lawless: I told you, I’m not Xena. Oh why didn’t I see this coming! Lisa: My god, I’ve created life! I didn’t earn it. Or blunders? P1 Appearances. And so have the hopes of our Mathletics team. Lisa: I fed your fish. Professor Frink: Now now, my dear woman. You said we’d be greeted as liberators! Lisa: Oo! : Treehouse of Horror VII is part of the The Simpsons (season 8) series, a good topic.This is identified as among the best series of articles produced by the Wikipedia community. In a parody of the Twilight Zone episode, The Little People, Lisa places a tooth in cola for a school science project. Homer: That sounds like witch-talk to me, Lisa. Lifeless images rendered in colorful goop. 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